It just may be a record for fastest turnaround: A guy got out of prison in the morning. He was back in custody at about 10:05--the same morning. And he did it all via the state's dime. Read more
It's hard to say who's stupider--a woman accused of damaging a $30 million dollar painting by rubbing her butt across it, or the museum that allowed her into the Denver facility. If a picture's worth 1,000 words, this one's worth a novel. Read more
I learned a lot from being a Girl Scout, how to start a fire, how to survive in the wilderness but most importantly, how to treat other human beings and leave the world I touch a better place. Read more
What's the fastest way to get busted in the carpool lane and garner an expensive traffic ticket while a passenger plays sidekick? Make that human, riding shotgun, a former one--or the likeness of one. Screw blow-up dolls. They're so passe. Read more
It was catch and release for 250 kids, 5 buses, 1 ski trip--and a pound or two of weed found on busloads bound for Utah. Apparently it's the ski team with a pipe dream. Or just the average teenager. Nevada's no-tolerance laws for drugs meant kids had to ditch their stash and precious pipes. But teens kept tweeting about a drug-induced haze, even after the cops' confiscation. Read more
There's bad dates and then there's worse ones: Time stolen from life, through dating the wrong person, may be a waste--but stolen property adds insult to injury. Read more
It's the worst place to lose a stash. Dropping a joint in your kid's lunch box ranks among the dumbest places to misplace drugs. On the bright side, at least the dad make's his son lunch. On the dimmer side, the 33-year-old Connecticut father's facing possession charges after cops searched his home. It's better than a kid bringing baggies of crack to school for show-and-tell. Read more
There has been no better time than the holidays to illustrate and correct the proper use of the word ho versus hoe. Santa made ho famous, but real hos (loose or slutty girls) everywhere made it a part of our daily lexicon. Read more
Some people are stupid, some are strange--and some fit the bill for both descriptions. A California juror's been dismissed after a trial judge got a phone tip regarding juror number twelve who was ignoring court order to stay offline. She was posting Facebook comments from a murder trial where one Marine is dead and one former military man could face life in prison. Read more