It just may be a record for fastest turnaround: A guy got out of prison in the morning. He was back in custody at about 10:05--the same morning. And he did it all via the state's dime.

This is funny as hell and is a perfect illustration of  a very bad  (or good depending on whom you ask)  Cover layout  and headline combo for The Washington Post.

The Cover of the Washington Post Dated Sunday January 22, 2012

The American Red Cross has been hit again with another fine. This one's $10 million over blood handling and management the FDA says may not be safe. The organization's been ordered to clean up its act--even threatened with criminal penalties--but nothing's been working. The ARC is "disappointed." Apparently it feels the fine concerning human safety is unfair.
 

The frozen yogurt company may have a carefree and 'happy' logo but its Pinkberry co-founder is accused of the opposite--arrested at LAX airport for felony assault, released on $60,000 bond. Young Lee faces 7 years in prison over accusations that he physically beat a homeless man with a tire iron.

"The Hangover" is one hell of a popular movie. It seems a weatherman lived it. Well, kind of. The facts are hazy. What's clear is that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens in Miami Beach gets published in Playboy.

In this day and age, a company would logically be wiser than to fire any employee contemplating gender reassignment. A woman considering surgery to become a man claims J&J Snack Foods Corp--maker of frozen treats--is not quite so sweet.