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Spiders Pour From Guam Cargo as Panicked Port Turns Ship Back

July 22, 2010 by copythat

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Port authorities in Guam reload cargo in a panic reaction to literally thousands of spiders--an unidentified species by the island--pour from the ship’s cargo hold. Read more

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SEC Employees Caught with Pants Down in Porn and Drugs Scandal

July 13, 2010 by copythis

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It turns out that government regulators need regulating: SEC employees have been watching porn during the stock market meltdown—while those employees tasked with overseeing safety in offshore drilling Read more

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Husbands Face 3 Years Prison with New France Verbal Insults Law

July 8, 2010 by copythat

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Husbands can now be jailed for insulting wives under a new French law—couples, who insult each other’s physical appearance or make false accusations about infidelity, face prison time under a new Fren Read more

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Hatch Calls Jobless Drug Addicts in Unemployment Benefits Battle

July 7, 2010 by copythis

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While the filibuster continues and Congress argues whether to reauthorize Unemployment Insurance Benefits for people out of work longer than 6 months—some senators dub the jobless as lazy as Senator Read more

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California SB 1453 Plans for Vehicle License Plates as Electronic Ads

June 28, 2010 by hearit

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California State plans to use your car as a money-maker for it and the DMV--using SB 1453 with plans to turn your vehicle license plate into advertisements, in efforts to bring the state out of a 19 b Read more

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Capitol Busted for Using Illegal Body Gripping Animal Traps

June 24, 2010 by hearit

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General Administration’s been busted for using illegal traps—a torturous device described as “body-gripping”--to kill moles on Washington Capitol grounds and Governor’s mansion. Read more

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Cornfield Sign Ignites Arson for Democrats Party of Parasites

June 23, 2010 by hearit

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A Missouri man who had the side of a semi-truck trailer professionally painted--assailing Democrats in a sign—has had the vehicle set on fire twice. Read more

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US Man Hunts Bin Laden Arrested with Sword in Pakistan

June 16, 2010 by hearit

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A construction worker requiring kidney dialysis has been arrested in a Pakistan forest while hunting for Osama Bin Laden-Faulkner was arrested carrying a 40-inch Samurai sword, gun and night-vision Read more

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Electronic Chips in US Passports a Terrorist Security Threat

June 15, 2010 by hearit

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The US allows government Passport electronic chip assembly to occur in the same Bangkok suburb where a notorious Terrorist extremist was captured in 2003--posing a major homeland security threat if Read more

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