Losing a cell phone by dropping it in the toilet happens more often than you'd think. So does losing a ring. Finding an engagement ring after 36 years just doesn't happen--especially when it's stuck in a toilet. Read more
People are strange--and actions are often stranger: A boyfriend and girlfriend get into a physical brawl after the Kentucky woman visits her ex's home, informing him she's pregnant. No, she's not really pregnant. Yes, she did hit him with a brick. But the ex-boyfriend has escaped with a lot more than the California guy who's lost his penis to a garbage disposer. Read more
Apparently it's a very bad thing to complain about lack of love from an artist: When a Pennsylvania woman complains to her songwriter boyfriend -- about the fact he'd never written a song about her -- it didn't result in a new love song. The boyfriend instead choked his girlfriend before hitting her in the face. Read more
The idea of chopping off a man's penis isn't new -- just ask Lorena Bobbitt. But cutting off that member and throwing into a garbage disposal is definitely a new and painful twist. Parts of that member are at UCI hospital in California, but surgeons probably won't be reattaching the pieces to create any future porn star like Bobbitt himself. Read more
Facebook has been used for all sorts of things other than "friends" -- including extracurricular activities like affairs. A nasty divorce takes an uglier turn when a spouse tries to dig up some dirt on her husband, only to find she believes he's gunning for her murder.
It's usually not a good thing when someone wants you dead -- particularly your spouse. Read more
Assault and a dead marten: A guy carrying a dead weasel bursts into a Washington apartment to attack his girlfriend's ex. She was a guest at the ex-boyfriend's but not home for carcass delivery. Read more