It just may be a record for fastest turnaround: A guy got out of prison in the morning. He was back in custody at about 10:05--the same morning. And he did it all via the state's dime. Read more
It's hard to say who's stupider--a woman accused of damaging a $30 million dollar painting by rubbing her butt across it, or the museum that allowed her into the Denver facility. If a picture's worth 1,000 words, this one's worth a novel. Read more
While many dream of garnering the popularity required for something to be named after them, a fly probably isn't first on that list. Singer Beyonce has received a supposed "great honor": What most consider a pest has been named after the celebrity. Read more
I learned a lot from being a Girl Scout, how to start a fire, how to survive in the wilderness but most importantly, how to treat other human beings and leave the world I touch a better place. Read more
He's probably the smartest businessman around even though he's technically a doctor by trade. Dr. Dick Chopp performs vasectomies. And he may be one of the few doctors patients actually refer to by both first and last name. Read more
What's the fastest way to get busted in the carpool lane and garner an expensive traffic ticket while a passenger plays sidekick? Make that human, riding shotgun, a former one--or the likeness of one. Screw blow-up dolls. They're so passe. Read more
Losing a cell phone by dropping it in the toilet happens more often than you'd think. So does losing a ring. Finding an engagement ring after 36 years just doesn't happen--especially when it's stuck in a toilet. Read more
It was catch and release for 250 kids, 5 buses, 1 ski trip--and a pound or two of weed found on busloads bound for Utah. Apparently it's the ski team with a pipe dream. Or just the average teenager. Nevada's no-tolerance laws for drugs meant kids had to ditch their stash and precious pipes. But teens kept tweeting about a drug-induced haze, even after the cops' confiscation. Read more
There's bad dates and then there's worse ones: Time stolen from life, through dating the wrong person, may be a waste--but stolen property adds insult to injury. Read more