Step 1: Only get on a plane with a pilot who's instrument-rated. Step 2: Never get on a plane with any moron who decides he's arrogant enough to land on water, on Rockaway Beach, New York, at night. Read more
Assault and a dead marten: A guy carrying a dead weasel bursts into a Washington apartment to attack his girlfriend's ex. She was a guest at the ex-boyfriend's but not home for carcass delivery. Read more
Facebook plans to know the real you a whole lot better: in weeks, the giant will recognize you by facial scanning--even on previously untagged photos. Read more
First it was breast milk ice cream--now a dessert with bugs is on watch. An ice cream shop's been asked to cool things, after bugs in its popular cicada flavor received health officials' attention. Read more
Once again Facebook privacy settings prove crucial in info that shouldn't be quite so public: a sixteen-year-old turns accidentally turns her private party into a public event that invites 15,000. Read more
No "bells and whistles" for Sarah Palin--it's all "bells and shots" as Palin describes Paul Revere's ride and place in history with the unique spin that only she can provide. Read more
If anyone questions whether idiots as "fans" exist at sporting events, or the true athletic ability of professional footballers as athletes, a firecracker at a Romanian Cup final soccer match answers Read more
Santa Croce in Gerusalemme church may be one of Rome's oldest and most prestigious churches--but a former lap-dancing nun and rumored behavior of Catholic monks has shut it down, per the Pope. Read more