Less than a week after a U.S. Airways pilot arrested a college football player for allegedly refusing to pull up saggy pants, the airline is rocked by a revealing photo now surfaced: In the scandal, the airline allowed a man to fly, right before the Dushon Marman arrest, wearing just women’s underwear, a sheer shirt, black thigh-high stockings, and high heels. Read more
People may say they feel like they're "going in circles" but a couple guys in South Florida have an absolute right to that concept: A drunk tow boat captain towed a couple guys whose boat had broken down in what probably felt like way more than a three-hour tour--since it was. The men drove in circles, all night. Read more
The last sighting of a penguin in New Zealand is 44 years ago: A baby Emperor penguin has washed up on Peka Peka shores roughly 4,000 miles from Antarcticca. Nicknamed "Happy Feet" by locals, the country's not planning on getting the lost baby home. Read more
If you've got a bag of pot, perhaps throwing it onto a police cruiser isn't the best idea. A New Yorker's got some seriously bad aim while trying to ditch a baggie of marijuana. But--maybe stupider yet--probably wouldn't have been throwing a bag of weed from a moving car in the first place, had he not been standing through a sunroof. Read more
Police say Jackass star Ryan Dunn hit speeds of 130-140 mph in a 55 mph zone, when his Porsche 911 flew off the road and into feet of trees, killing Dunn and Zachary Hartwell instantly on June 20. Read more
"Dusty" 'Klepto Kitty' Chu has stolen a plethora of goods: At least 600 items have gone missing from neighboring homes in San Mateo, California, as a literal cat burglar is caught on night-vision video by Animal Planet--literally dragging home everything but the kitchen sink. He does do underwear and bras. Read more
Of course it figures: Potential immigrants aren't even in the country yet but are already suing the United States government over a "right" to be U.S. citizens. A State department computer glitch killed the "random" factor required by law -- but a French citizen, living in Florida, is claiming harm and part of a class action lawsuit. Read more
It seems one Florida couple skipped the pre-marriage counseling--choosing to head straight for assault and battery: A Broward County bride is arrested just hours after a wedding ceremony--at a nightclub where her new husband allegedly received bites instead of kisses. Read more
While waiting at AAA, Automobile Club of Southern California, I ran into the restroom. Perched on the paper towel dispenser I spied a scary-looking booklet titled, “Who Murdered Clarice.” Curious, I picked it up and took it back to the lobby as I continued to wait for the AAA rep. Read more
Dating website Beautiful People claims to have booted 30,000 of its members who don't make the cut--not pretty enough or handsome enough for the site's standards. Stranger than the dump of what the site deems "ugly" members is its claim those people never should've been on its member list, and snuck in through a "Shrek" virus. Some call it a hoax and publicity stunt. Read more