Tote a Thanksgiving Turkey Check Into a San Francisco Strip Club Free

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When it comes to adult clubs, apparently it’s all about the charity: San Fran strip club patrons can get into the holiday spirit--by toting a turkey for free admission to nude entertainment.

While car dealerships are getting creative, with promotions like a free AK-47 with vehicle purchase, strip clubs are apparently adding some spice of their own. Market Street Cinema in San Francisco, California, gets into the Thanksgiving spirit every year, by encouraging its attendees to be “charitable” with its holiday turkey promotion. One turkey for a charitable good cause equals another good turn: free admission to tHE MFC "adult theater".

The adult club that features full nude "entertainment" also specializes in private bachelor or bachelorette parties--though a free turkey won't get you into one of those.Those specialty paid services do hold promises of their own, and separate requirements: Market Street Cinema guarantees "Our parties will provide you everything you need, so please, for the love of God, leave the doll at home."

The San Fran-based club actually offers two ways for its patrons to “give” back—with overlapping Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday promotions overlap. Through November 24, a turkey brings free admission. But charity doesn't end with Thanksgiving--after all, Christmas is one of the most important holidays of the year. Carting an unwrapped, new childrens’ toy to the adult theater, between November 20 and December 21, will also get patrons into the 18-and-over adult club for free.

The adult theater also offers lap dances, girl-on-girl shows, dildo shows,and after-hours parties. With a tagline like "Feel the Beauty, Touch the Magic" who could ask for more? A turkey might not get you a free "touch" or "feel", but it can at least get you a free view.

If all else fails, or for those who don't have time to shop, a text of MSC to 35350 will get theater-goers ten bucks off of admission to Market Street Cinema--though no word on how much it'll cost you to get in. Or how many "ones" it'll cost you before you leave.