Friends don't steal from friends. Or, that's the theory anyway. A 28-year-old guy in Englewood, Colorado, nearly dies after managing to get stuck in an air conditioning vent for 15 hours--all after stealing a friend's purse. Read more
What has become the standard, stupid way to get busted for a crime seems to include bragging on Facebook--but it seems at least some criminals want to ensure Twitter is not forgotten: Not one but three dumbasses post online photos of hotel room wreckage. Read more
A lot of people may say God's saved them--but this Connecticut guy says God made him do it. A West Hartford guy's accused breaking into a stranger’s house under the guise that God made him do it. Of course, it all happened on a Sunday. And a "strange strand of herb" is responsible. Read more
If you can rob a bank, you've got cash for cab fare home--or, at least, to work. The FBI has has busted a Miami man its says robbed Bank of America's Hallandale Beach branch while dressed in a suit and tie--then took a taxi to his job. His place of employment: A barber shop where, of course, no one was paying attention to what he was doing. Read more
It seems Ben Franklin had it kind of right with his famous quote that "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes". Just add jury duty to life's list of guarantees--since Massachusetts has been trying to serve a dead man for about five years. The state was bordering on making that dead man a criminal. Read more
It's the first computer hacking case prosecuted in the city of Baltimore, and it's revenge gone wrong--at least for one former IT guy, Walter Powell. The former Baltimore Substance Abuse Systems employee pled guilty to switching out a lewd image in a former boss' Power Point presentation. Board members got porn not graphs. Read more
A hedge fund manager is accused of poor returns: An ATM receipt shows a $100 million balance--for an account bearing just 1 percent interest annually. A Capital One bank customer left behind the evidence after paying the bank's $2.75 fee to withdraw $400 bucks in cash. Read more
Casey Anthony may be defending herself in a murder trial but another man found himself with charges from Judge Belvin: A 28-year-old spectator was found in contempt of court for giving the middle finger to a prosecutor. It probably wasn't the media exposure TGI Friday's restaurants wanted: the man arrested is one of its servers. Read more
The fact he’ll go down in history as a “first” won't ease the mind of Miguel Ashby--a Seattle, Washington, kingpin facing federal charges related to bath salts. Cops says he's been supplying a major bath salts drug ring in a business plan raking in millions. Read more
In a crisis that once again puts oil companies at the forefront of environmental disasters, Montana estimates a just-burst pipeline near Billings has already emptied 1,000 barrels of crude oil from Exxon Mobil Corp. It’s a disaster currently pouring into Yellowstone River, threatening to corrupt its Missouri River tributary. Read more