Seinfeld's got no press, so he's got to get it from somewhere. The so-called comic calls Lady Gaga a “jerk” to fortify 'has-been' status: “I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. Read more
New York's Naked Cowboy claims his trademark's being ripped off--in a "this town ain't big enough for the both of us" maneuver, he's demanding the Naked Cowgirl either cease and desist or sign a "Nake Read more
Londoner Joe Cooper nearly lost a testicle in a charity fundraiser—the 24-year-old agonized over an “intimate beauty waxing” event at a pub that cost him 6 of 7 layers of skin-- p Read more
A painting contractor's caused a 'TON' of trouble in the city of Stoughton--forgetting about a crucial six-foot tall 'T' on the city's water tower that extends over 17 stories high. Read more
A 20-year-old Romanian man was discovered stowed away and hidden in a rear wheel compartment of a jet landing this week in London--surviving 40-below temperatures and low oxygen. Read more
Lisette Lee, a 28-year-old supposed "socialite" from Van Nuys, California (land of the socialites) has been arrested upon Suspicion of transporting 506 pounds of marijuana by jet. Read more