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Terrorists Could Use Breast Implants Explosives to Crash Planes

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It's no secret that women can go where men cannot, based on sex appeal-and British spies say Al-Qaida plans to use females and surgical breast implants to potentially explode commerical plane flights.
Human and sexual nature put 'boobs' at the top of the list for obtaining the impossible-and that includes the special attention and treatment by men, that so often occurs. It's relatively easy for women to operate 'under the radar' and, just for that reason, SPIES are being drafted in by MI6 to trap the potential suicide “booby bombers” that England suspects are threatening to blow up planes through breast implant explosive devices.
Intelligence chiefs for England's Defense say that female fanatics have been fitted with exploding breast implants in a new Al-Qaida plot. The bombing devices, inserted by plastic surgery, are “virtually impossible to detect” by airport scanners. For these purposes, wome aren't worried about long-terms health concerns like leaking, or any other health issue; the breast implants are fitted for one mission, and one mission only.
A senior security source for Britain told the media: “The female suicide bomber is a major concern this year.“They [the explosive devices] are already fairly difficult to detect. But now many extremist women are arming themselves with explosives specifically planted in their breasts. “The onus has to be on a major intelligence-led, counter-terrorism operation to identify these [female] terrorists, and get to them before they even get a chance to enter our airports" or encounter top national leaders."
Britain's MI5 and MI6 are well aware of the new breast implant tactic , now recruiting operational officers whose main task will be to build up intelligence to identify and stop this [breast implant explosive devices] threat.” The spy jobs currently being advertised on the MI6 website will be based in the UK, but some spies will be sent to Middle East Al-Qaida strongholds in order to make attempts to infiltrate and derail terrorist networks.
According to the ad, successful applicants will “analyse verbal and numerical material in a logical and incisive manner, making judgments after taking into account all pertinent factors”.; applicants must also have the “ability to build relationships and achieve goals through those relationships and show respect and tolerance for others, based on a clear moral framework.”
Britain’s intelligence services picked up the 'boob-bomb' plot through “chatter” from Pakistan and Yemen. A hand-picked team is now investigating the breast implant threat, described as “one that can circumvent our Defense”. Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the deadly breast implants. The explosives, called PETN, are inserted inside plastic shapes during the breast augmentation operation. It's believed that doctors involved with these terrorism methods have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals, before returning to their own countries to perform the breast implant surgical procedures.
Britain's MI5 has also discovered that terrorist extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers. "Women suicide bombers, recruited by Al-Qaeda, are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing [breast augmentation] surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims. The lethal explosives called PETN, are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.
The discovery of these PETN terrorism and breast implant methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to explode an American plane, in the U.S., on Christmas Day. Farouk Abdulmutallab had stuffed explosives inside of his underwear. Hours after the Christmas Day terrorist attack had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants. A hand-picked English team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our Defense." Top surgeons have confirmed feasibility of the explosive implants in a terrorist attack; explosive experts allegedly instructed MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airliner's 'skin', causing the plane to crash.
Terrorism expert Joseph Farah said: “Women suicide bombers recruited by Al-Qaida are known to have had this [breast implant explosive device surgery] done.“They are already fairly difficult to detect. But now many extremist women are arming themselves with explosives specifically planted in their breasts."

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