Screw the Easter Bunny -- give dad the the gift that keeps on giving (STDs): an Easter Hooker. It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything. It's less caloric than candy or chocolate. Even an 80-year-old's gotta worry about the waistline.
Easter is truly a time to celebrate. A Tampa, Florida, woman is accused of skipping out on tired holiday traditions like a basket full of candy. She chose to bless her elderly dad with a much more interesting gift, like a prostitute. A cheap prostitute. Apparently dad isn't that special.
51-year-old Pia Kirchberg aided in getting her father, 80-year-old Maurice Kirchberg, arrested over Easter Sunday. Not to be left out, she got herself arrested too, in trying to buy good, old dad a pretty hooker.
Dad may have been blessed with one of the best Easter Sundays of his life -- had local Tampa cops not been operating an undercover sting operation targeting solicitation, and busted his "game".
Apparently the thoughtful daughter was not necessarily the intellectually-gifted daughter: the Tampa region she chose happened to be a Florida locale which also happened to be frequented by some cops. Hailing from Dubuque, Iowa, Kirchberg was obviously unaware that shady places interest police as much as solicitors.
Both father and daughter got snatched in the undercover prostiution sting. Had Kirchberg been willing to spend the big bucks, or even a few bucks more, she may have saved her and dad some problems: twenty bucks may not go too far in the world of sexual services, but it sure can rack up one hell of a legal bill.
Kirchberg's accused of offering an undercover cop a twenty, to have sex with her father.
Only eight people were busted in the prostitution sting -- making the Kirchbergs 25 percent of the crew busted. It's unclear as to whether the elder Kirchberg is going to make history as the oldest man ever arrested for soliciting a hooker, but Florida poilce aren't cutting any slack to the old man: according to police spokeswoman Laura McElroy: "Prostitution is illegal. It doesn't matter how old you are. If we catch you trying to solicit a prostitute, you're going to jail."
That's the way to play hardball, Laura. A criminal's a criminal. Even if he can't remember how he got to the street to find the hooker, who drove him -- or why.