Assault and a dead marten: A guy carrying a dead weasel bursts into a Washington apartment to attack his girlfriend's ex. She was a guest at the ex-boyfriend's but not home for carcass delivery.
If you're the ex, it's apparently it's not wise to mix up your mammals. The girl's ex-boyfriend asked: "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Verbally, he was corrected: "It's not a weasel, it's a marten." Physically, he got a punch in the nose -- before the boyfriend took off, and left the dead animal carcass behind.
It seems the girl had been a guest at the ex-boyfriend's home, though not present at the time of delivery. The best response police could get out of the boyfriend is that he'd found the carcass near Hoquiam, Washington. As to how he ended up carrying the dead animal's body under his arm is unclear -- though the intended recipient is a bit clearer. When the girl wasn't found, the boyfriend dumped the animal body at the ex's house.
The ex-boyfriend wasn't too off the mark -- the marten does in fact belong to the weasel family. He was just just lacking specifics.