What does a man covered in feces look like? According to Boulder police, this man (less the human waste). It started when a woman at a yoga festival used a Porta-Potty and swore she saw something move in the "tank" when opening the lid. It ended with a feces-covered guy running through the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Colorado.
People certainly have some beyond-strange fetishes.
No one normally investigates what lies below a Porta-Potty at festivals -- but maybe the idea of seeing something moving below you could prompt an inquiry. A woman at the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, thought someone might be "trapped" under the Porta-Potty. After all, what else might someone think. She saw a man covered in human waste and fled the portable toilet to ask someone to investigate.
As it turned out, there really was a guy hiding in the Porta-Potty tank -- covered in a tarp. It's unclear how much protection, the guy who was covered in human waste while running away from the scene, thought a tarp might afford him while hiding in the equivalent of a toilet tank.
Where there's muck there's "gold" -- at least that's what the Porta-Potty peeper says of his time in a Boulder tank: When asked about hanging out, literally, in a portable toilet, Chrisco told police, “There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal...we all have bodily fluids. It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad [in the toilet] or anything. I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold.”
To make matters more foul, witnesses at the festival described the guy in feces as having several cuts on his back and legs. The suspect was also wearing leather bracelets. No world on how he plans to treat any bacteria infection from open cuts that could be infected by human waste -- or how he plans to clean leather bracelets after his toilet tank extravaganza.
Chrisco says he was overwhelmed by the beauty at the yoga festival: “I'm just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy, even though it was unintentional.” Well, "unintentional for many -- intentional for one.
Police think the Peeper got to view about 200 women at the Boulder yoga festival -- and that he's been leading a peeping lifestyle in both the United States and abroad, in Europe.
Security officials at Colorado's Hanuman Yoga Festival made an attempt to detain the Porta-Potty peeper, but to no avail. Understandably, no one made a serious grab for the feces-covered guy.
Vail police have now arrested the guy they say is both the man who hides in portable toilets in Boulder and the one who "peeps" in Colorado businesses -- to spy on women from a unique perspective. Vail law enforcement says the suspect admits hitting downtown restaurants, locations near Pearl Street Mall and even a Boulder-area retail Target store he's allegedly labeled as a "favorite".