In a case of "which of these things do not belong here", this Halloween horror is quite possibly the worst costume imaginable (or imagined): Womens' Sexy Captain Hook Adult Costume. Adding humor, the costume's Disney-licensed, from its Peter Pan collection.
Costume description:
"All the lost boys will be hooked on this provocative pirate [Halloween costume]. You'll definitely look all grown up in this seafaring siren's style which includes: A cherry red jacket featuring yellow lace embellishments and an attached dress with glimmering gold glitter design and Captain Hook character detail. A mini-pirate hat with attached feather, boot covers with buckle accents and a toy hook are also included in this fierce fairytale ensemble.
Includes: Dress/Jacket, Petticoat, Hat, Bootcovers, Hook. This is an officially licensed Disney's Peter Pan costume."
"Provocative pirate"--with a hook.
And, yes, "Hooked on You" across the crotch (note Captain Hook's face placement). The costume certainly is a "fierce fairytale ensemble". There may not be fiercer. Perhaps Disney was unaware of final 'placement' with issuing licensing--but, then again, sexual innuendos aren't exactly at odds with the "fantasy" company's history:
Click on the PIC--for a closer look at the fierceness, and be sure to view the VIDEO on the subject of related highlights and sexual innuendos throughout advertising (including a few of the more famous Disney-related ones).