It's all that and a bag of chips: two New York corrections officers model themselves after third-grade boys -- male prison guards getting into a serious food fight over a bag of chips. Read more
Screw the Easter Bunny -- give dad the the gift that keeps on giving (STDs): an Easter Hooker. It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything. It's less caloric than candy or chocolate. Read more
The unadvertised form of advertising: "celebrities" like Kim Kardashian make big bucks on Twitter. If you think tweeting is actually personal, it is -- a $20,000 per tweet kind of personal. The "follower" can figure out which tweet is the paid ad o' the day. Read more
School fairs may pump out goldfish, left and right, to kids that don't know how to take care of them but it's a Tacoma bar that's under fire -- after animal activist complaints over gold fish races wi Read more
Combine a church with a bank building, and what do you get? A drive-thru church of course -- one that takes sin deposits and gives out blessings instead of cash. Read more
Czech media is giving President Vaclav Klaus a hard time -- teasing the world leader after a viral video shows him discreetly pocketing a ceremonial pen during his visit to Chile. Read more
USPS is apparently cutting costs wherever possible -- using a photo service to create its newest Statue of Liberty "Forever" stamp for the post office. Read more
Don Derfler's own wife didn't believe him when said the USPS mail carrier for their route was defecating in their yard, on their property -- in full view of a front window where he and his son were Read more
Vicodin's not worth beans. A Mississippi pharmacist got tired of having Lortab tablets ripped of from his pharmacy so decided to take things into his own hands. Read more